Official Merch

Not sure why you'd want this, but here you go.

Graphite tee with the BOZO BETS skull print on the chest

Classic Bozo Tee (Graphite)

$40

Dark on dark. The skull, where it belongs.

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White tee with the BOZO BETS skull print on the chest

Classic Bozo Tee (White)

$40

Clean white cotton. Skull on the chest, shame in your heart.

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Black trucker hat with white mesh back, embroidered with the BOZO BETS skull

Bozo Trucker Hat (Black)

$35

Black crown, white mesh, red skull. The good one.

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Red trucker hat with a white foam front panel printed with the BOZO BETS skull

Bozo Trucker Hat (Red/White)

$35

Foam front, mesh back, zero good decisions underneath.

Parlay Bust Insurance

$10

Covers absolutely nothing. Peace of mind not included.

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King Bozo Crown

a buck fiddy

One of one. Currently on the head of last week's bozo.

Fulfillment Policy

Bozo Bets is a fun game you play with your friends, created as a bit, so don't expect a lot of customer service here. The one thing you've got going for you: the shirts and the hat ship from a real store, so I'm not responsible for shipping. If I were, you'd never get it.

That's the whole policy. Wear it in good health, or don't.

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